2009-08-06

Well, let me just close this conversation, saying you are a unique individual

Planes, Trains & Automobiles John Candy, Steve Martin, director John Hughes Photo by Joyce Rudolph
More sad news. John Hughes the man behind Planes, Trains & Automobiles (one of my favorite movies of all time), The Breakfast Club, Home Alone and lots lots more great cinema that guided me through the 80's has passed away.
"The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying blabbermouth."

2009-05-18

Eurovision 2009

So Norway won. The once flogging boys of the Eurovision contest have won, and has there every been a country who have wanted to win it more. Put in a 'Euro' hot boy, add some well place scantily clad girls, a violin and a cheesy song with lyrics like
Years ago when I was younger
I kinda’ liked a girl I knew.

and there you have a winner. One good thing to come out of it the contest is back in Western Europe.

2009-03-12

Warp speed 0.000001

It has always been my wish to warp my kids in some way and this week I have had my first success. After countless years of trying to rid them of the crap music that is on offer at present both Sylvia and I play what we like and as often as possible. After once such session on Saturday I left the girls outside with The Pixies to retrieve a ciggie. When I came out they started to sing along to This Monkey's Gone To Heaven chorus. Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-06

Zahlia and Emily


The girls being silly as usual

Little sports


Zahlia and Emily

2008-11-20

My Girl

It's been a long long time. I am on Facebook and it's a lot of time to manage all these bloody things when I know no one but me will ever see again. Anyhow I just have a great picture of Y that I want to share with me.

2008-10-01

New Music


Just come across something new that might be of interest to people out there. The band are called Land Of Talk and the album I am listing to at the moment is Some Are Lakes (their first full-length album), which I found (before I buy of course) on mediafire. Land Of Talk are a Canadian indie rock band from Montreal, Quebec.

2008-09-05

What I like at the moment

  • Coleslaw (even though I have only eaten it once in over five years).
  • The fact that more men are return back to toupees to hide the fact they are no longer attractive to women. Don't get me wrong I like those men who persevered with 'hair replacement therapy' but it was not as much fun. Too easy to spot.
  • Mem Fox.
  • Audio books are one of the best things to happen music in years.
  • I still love (an assume will always) to see people tripping and falling. The harder the better. Blood flow. Cool.
  • Seventies music.
  • Her and them in doors.
  • Remebering to put someting into my blog.
  • Finding free music online.

2008-06-22

Yindi sleeps



2008-06-17

J


J

2008-04-24

Whats wrong with this?

I'm back. The following news stories appeard as breaking news on ABC.net.au. Can you see whats wrong with this?
  • # Judge jails P-plater for driving 255 kph - 1 hour ago
  • # No jail for doctor who raped patient - 1 hour ago

2008-03-28

Messagebank

We lost our car/house keys some time back and have been living with the one for awhile now but all that changed last night. I got a call from Sydney on my mobile but didn't manage to answer it in time so it wen to message bank. So I called up message bank to find that I hadn't checked my messages since August 2007. I had to go through all them to find out the the call from Sydney was SPAM. However through my scrolling of the messages I heard one from December2007 from the Police to say that our keys had been handed in.

2008-01-21

Teeth 2008-01-21

Yindi's tooth has finally broken through. Months later than it looked like it would and just in time as her crankiness was becoming intolerable. Thankful after they came out she returned to her wonderful, funny, smiling self. It was difficult finding out cause even though she smiles a lot very little of her gums are visible and try to put your finger in their to check and so help you ... But we did on Friday (2008-01-18) night to see that they have escaped. Hopefully as each new one comes she wont return to her evil worst.

Zahlia complained about her teeth on Saturday (2008-01-19). Telling us that each time she chewed she would get a pain. Sylvia had a look and couldn't see anything. I on the other hand have great experience with teeth and how they should and shouldn't look (Sylvia's teeth are perfect). I saw what looked like loose skin over her teeth. It wasn't loose but it was covering up the birth of her adult teeth. Now we wait for the baby ones to fall, our pockets to get fleeced by the Tooth Fairy and then just two more kids.

Speaking of the other one and teeth. Sinead I fear will have to have braces (not that Yindi or Zahlia wont) but Sinead's teeth are a bit funny. Not in a hillbilly kind of way just not growing straight. I suppose another reasons to hate us when she gets older. Ah well.

2008-01-17

The Caravels - Sonnet - There was an Indian

I first came across this poem in secondary school and loved it. I probably haven't read it for over twenty years but it has stuck with me all this time. It was written by J. C. Squire I believe around 1918 and has gone by the names The Caravels, Sonnet and There was an Indian.

There was an Indian, who had known no change,
Who strayed content along a sunlit beach
Gathering shells. He heard a sudden strange
Commingled noise: looked up; and gasped for speech.
For in the bay, where nothing was before,
Moved on the sea, by magic, huge canoes,
With bellying cloths on poles, and not one oar,
And fluttering coloured signs and clambering crews.

And he, in fear, this naked man alone,
His fallen hands forgetting all their shells,
His lips gone pale, knelt low behind a stone,
And stared, and saw, and did not understand,
Columbus's doom-burdened caravels
Slant to the shore, and all their seamen land.

2008-01-09

Christmas List for 2007

I told the girls that I was writing the list for Santa so that we would have a chance the check it twice, and asked them what they wanted.
Zahlia's list (she just turned 5):
Doll - Barbie
Computer
Game
Trumpet
Violin
Earrings
Tea set / Kitchen

Sinead's list (she is 2 and 4 months):
Pokemen
Trumpet
Ear
Sticky tape
Eyes
High
As Sinead possessed most of the stuff on her list already she was quiet cheap.

2007-12-29

Nothing Gold Can Stay by Robert Frost

Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

2007-12-14

Sinead's first piss

Another milestone for the Rothwell's but mainly for Sinead. Sinead has passed water, into a toilet bowl for the first time. Over the last few weeks we have taken her nappy off for part of the day and she always told us when she knew she had to do wee wee's. But once in there she was more interested in wiping herself clean of any drops of wee wee rather than producing any drops of wee wee. But today she met mummy on her way from the bedroom and said she wanted to go wee wee. Mummy picked her up and placed on the seat with little expectation. More fool us. She did the longest piss that bowl has know for a long time. Hooray for Sinead.

2007-12-11

The Wiggles

Although I bought the tickets 6 months prior (I had queued from 6.00am) to The Wiggles concert we managed never to let it slip about it to the girls and so set off on a magical mystery tour by train to the Rod Laver arena in Melbourne. Zahlia had been on a train a few times but I don't think Sinead remembered if she was or not (nor could I) and they enjoyed the trip. It was a lovely day outside until you stepped into the shade and you noticed the cold and wind. Again the kids didn't mind too much. We walked from the station and parked our pram in the facilities supplied. Although there was LOADS of Wiggles merchandising outlets, Zahlia wasn't paying any attention to them, she just wanted to find out what the surprise was. When she and the rest of us started to decent the steps to our floor seat, three rows from the front (standing outside at 6.00am on the that cold morning in July was worth it), the realisation of what was to come hit her. She saw the stage and the big screens with the Wiggles on them. She knew. Sinead I'm not too sure if she knew what was going on but both stood in awe (I mean their bottom lips where dragging on the floor) when the show started.
The Wiggles are as energetic on stage as you imagine them to be. Yes the sweat came quicker than it would have a few years ago but they still do it and do it well (this was their 3rd show for the day). They belted out all their classics. Fruit Salad, Mashed Potatoes etc. All the usual suspects made an appearance, Wags, Dorothy, Henry and Captain Feathersword and of course the big fellow himself Santa. The kids danced some and sang along to all they could but it was all a bit much for Yindi who fell asleep about 15 minutes in and didn't awake till near the end. Even Sinead had a bit of a snooze near the end for which Zahlia teased her about.
All through the day the train ride there, the waiting, the concert, the waiting for the train home, the train home and then the drive the kids made us very proud. They where so well behaved and so happy with their day.

2007-12-10

Yindi took some steps

Yes our littlest hobo took her first steps today. Over the last week we have 'walked' her while holding her hands and though on the first fee attempts she was reluctant she did take a shine to it. She has a tendency to walk to the right when holding her. We left it for a few days and she was content to just use whatever was available to hold on too to get her around on her feet. That all changed on the 10th. With her grandfather holding her she was turned away from him and he slowly let go of her hands. (Now she also had been standing for a few days but never ventured further than that). Today was different. First she took one then two then three steps. I was sitting watching this and mummy came in just as her legs gave way and her padded bottom touched dirt. We tried again, this time while mummy was looking, and she did it again. 1 year and 8 days. Cool huh.

2007-12-02

Yindi is 1

Our 3rd and FINAL child has turned 1. It's different when you know that this is the last time that you will celebrate the first birth of one of your own. It was hard but wonderful too in seeing her grow and develop as she is. She is a real character. It's great when she says "No" to any question you ask her. "Would you like some chocolate"? "No". "Would you like some food"? "No'. It goes on like this all day and I wouldn't have it any other way.

2007-11-06

Melbourne Cup 2007

Another year another loss of revenue. This year all up (the five of us) spent $60 and collected $29.00. A net loss of $31.00. I mean it, those kids better get lucky soon or so help me ....

2007-10-24

Yindi is up

For a few weeks now Yindi has managed to pull herself up to a standing position, but only in her cot. We have hwld her to see if she wanted to try walking but never moved a muscle and always managed to wriggle back to the safety of the floor.
Today however was different. First she pulled herself up on the low lying TV cabinet. Then transfixed by mammy's cup of morning tea she turned and headed straight for the couch. Again she managed to pull herself up but her legs where too far away from the base and too stretched. She did what we didn't expect and moved her left leg and then her right to make standing a lot more comfortable. We will try again with the walking trail again this week.

2007-10-02

Radiohead - new album - In Rainbows - details

Finally a blog from me but the wait has been worth it. Here are details of the new Radiohead album due for release on 10th October 2007. The website is offering fans some unique ways to buy the music. You can have the digital download for any price you want to pay. Yes that's right anything. From $0.00 to $1,000,000.00. Check it out

Track Listing
CD 1 AND VINYL
  1. 15 STEP
  2. BODYSNATCHERS
  3. NUDE
  4. WEIRD FISHES/ARPEGGI
  5. ALL I NEED
  6. FAUST ARP
  7. RECKONER
  8. HOUSE OF CARDS
  9. JIGSAW FALLING INTO PLACE
  10. VIDEOTAPE
CD 2
  1. MK 1
  2. DOWN IS THE NEW UP
  3. GO SLOWLY
  4. MK 2
  5. LAST FLOWERS
  6. UP ON THE LADDER
  7. BANGERS AND MASH
  8. 4 MINUTE WARNING

2007-08-11

Sinead is 2

It was Sinead's birthday on Saturday (11 August) and she was 2. She seemed to have been 1 for such a very long time. She had three big presents a Dora doll, a Hello Kitty radio and a Barbie quad bike from her Grandma. She tore through the paper like it was, well paper, with some relish and loved her toys.
Later some friends came over and her Grandad and his wife with some clothes. She only got the two cards through which was a shame but she was a happy girl and loved it when her cake came out with the candles lit. With the help of her sister she blew them out. Hooray for Sinead Eden.

2007-08-10

The Simpson Movie

I took Zahlia to see the Simpsons Movie on Friday. Not since the Lord of the Rings have I salivated so much over the release of a movie. This movie above all else would define my generation or so I thought. All my adult life I have know the Simpsons. I have seen almost every episode, most of them more than 20 times. I still laugh. Sometimes I cannot stop even at those episodes played ad nausea on TV. How much I wanted this to be good.
Everything was going fine. The critics where not impressed. Surely a good sign. It was the Simpsons on BIG screen. A Bart's doodle was gonna be shown. The trailers where excellent. All things pointed to it been wonderful. It wasn't. We sat with a big tub of popcorn and a bottomless Coke. We where set.
The start was great. Simpsons on the big screen,. The jokes coming thick and fast. Half an hour in and it seem to stopped and turn into a normal movie with cartoon characters. There was enough jokes to fill up a good half hour episode but they stretched it out for 90 minutes with a story line so boring. There was some great bits. As I said the way they exposed Bart's doodle was pure animated class. The pig was a standout along with Tom Hanks (one of the few celebrities in the movie) but on a whole it was very disappointing.
I am sure if I watched it more it will become better as the TV are better with repeat viewing. I will await the DVD release with the inclusion of the deleted bits.

A present for Daddy

As I walked in the door last night Zahlia proclaimed to all that she had a present for me. She rushed to her hiding place to present this picture she drew for me of Curious George and the Man in the Yellow Suit. I love it

2007-08-07

Happy Birthday Matt

My great friend Matt celebrates his 39th birthday today and I just wanted to use this blog to wish him all the best for today. I havent sent hime a card or a present but this is better than either of these. The Mess Around by Ray Charles taken from our all time favourite comedy Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Please enjoy Matt and whomever else is a Planes fan or for that matter a Ray Charles fan.
Love Paul, Sylvia, Zahlia, Sinead & Yindi

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2007-08-06

Harry Potter you rotter

Spoilers below. I have just finished the latest Harry Potter (and the Deadly Hallows). As with the rest of the books the pace was relentless (few authors can compete with Rowlings on this) but it left me somewhat pissed. We have followed Harry and his gang for seven years in Hogwarts (over 25,000 pages I would guess) and all we are left with is an ending that would make pre-school teachers groan. I was wondering when the line "And then I woke up ..." was coming, the ending was that corny.

Leave aside Rowlings blatant racism (not one major non-Caucasian role in the seven books, and a smattering of a few Asian characters thrown in) we the people who bought this book deserved something more. The aftermath of the bloody and brutal confrontation with Harry and the Devil which saw some big characters dead, a school in ruins and the wizarding and witches community in disarray isn't in the book. The ending when Harry dies but doesn't die (I am still confused about this by the way) is not gone into in as much detail as is needed and then all of a sudden Harry is married to Ginny, Ron to Hermione. I mean how did we get there. It's just a travesty of an ending that so many have put so much into. Shame Rowlings, shame. You have treated your fans abysmally YET AGAIN.

2007-07-16

Alan Partridge: The Movie

Can anyone (Mark I think you are the only one who reads this) out there shed some light on the rumours surrounding Alan Partridge: The Movie. Not sure if it is still happening although I did find this post which on all accounts lists Alan Partridges myspace page.

"back of the net"

2007-07-10

Nagging Nagging Nagging Nagging Nagging

Have they discovered the human genome for this yet? Is it just females who are affected? I was sitting with the girls while they had dinner last night. I eat a lot faster than them. The main reason for sitting with them is that Sinead is now (and has been for a few months now) the worst eater in the Rothwell house. My attention to their eating habits didn’t improve them anyway. Zahlia even offered me a chip. “No thanks, I’m too full” I told her as I rubbed my tummy. Zahlia then rubbed mine. “You’re fat, you should get the AbKing”. “Anything else wrong?” “You beard looks crap”. “Anything else?” “You’re hair is all messy”. I didn’t ask again.

2007-06-29

My Daddies an embarrassment

Zahlia went on an excursions to Old Melbourne Goal today (what 4 year-olds are expected to get from it I don't know). Anyway as I work just around the corner I thought I would visit her just before she was leaving. As I got to the gates I looked in and there was about 50 kids sitting on the steps of what must have been the exercise yard. As I went in, the helpers, turning as one, looked at me as if I where some paedophile. Good start. I went straight to the teacher to get her permission. Zahlia then saw me and just continued to chomp on her lunch. "Zahlia, your Daddies here", said her teaching. In her lowest voice, so low in fact I didn't here it "Hello". She looked shocked and not the good shocked. I spoke to her for a minute, fixed her hat, put her uneaten lunch in my pocket and waved goodbye.

2007-06-27

It is a glourious day

If ever a day presented itself as a reminder to what I left behind in Dublin and London today in Melbourne is it. Grey clouds hiding any sign of a sky, drizzling relentless rain, a cold wind shaking everything in its path. Steamed up buses passing with hand-wiped spy holes. Car headlights and whippers working overtime with windows opened a crack to let smoke drift out. But most of all it's the people. Until today I didn’t realised just how laid-back Melburnians are, but watching them run and cower from the rain. Walking so fast the little green man hasn’t had time to turn blinking red. It was strange and new but oh so wonderful.

2007-06-13

Zahlia the mummy

After last weeks breakfast making, Zahlia has shown more signs of how she is no longer our little girl. "Sinead come here. I want to change your nappy". She never even tried to do this before and so her demands of her sister come out of the blue. We sat back turned our heads back to Big Brother and left her to it. Two minutes later there is Sinead standing before us with a new nappy. We couldn't believe it. It was perfect (well we did have to adjust it about an hour later when it fell off). It looked perfect. Our eyebrows raised. How did she manage to do it, not having done one before? How did she do it so quick? Was it really a new nappy? You see from birth Sinead has rather hated getting her nappy changed. For periods when she had turned one it took the two of us to do it and it's not been all that easier since then. She trashes around, screams, cries, sobs, punches etc. But we heard none of this when Zahlia did it. Maybe Sinead was just in shock! We are very proud of our little big girl.

2007-06-07

Books - reading June 2007

  1. Bad Dreaming - Aboriginal men's violence against women and Children [2006] by Loius Nowra 5 star. Wow, everyone and I mean everyone whether you be Aboriginal or non-Aboriginal needs to read this essay.
  2. Cross [2007] by Ken Bruen 1 star. This is about the 3rd book from Bruen I have read in the last year and it appears to be the work of a man who has created what appeared to be a great character but run out of stories and hence the character is dying. Sad. This book has resorted to violence above anything else. The dialogue that was once sharp and sometime funny is very laboured and a trial to read.
  3. Company [2007] by Max Barry 5 star. A wonderful idea one that I am sure most of us have at one time guessed was happening to us. At Zephyr Holdings, no one seems to know what the company does, no one has seen the CEO, ever, and most of the senior management communication through voice mail. Jones is new to the company (management have decided not to put his full name on his company pass) and wants to get to the bottom of what is is the company he woks for does.
  4. In The Name of Honour [2007] by Mukhtar Mai 3 star. Didn't finish it
  5. Sucked-In [2007] by Shane Maloney. The latest in the Murray Whelan saga and although not as funny as previous and a plot far thinner than Kate Moss you cannot help but like the way Maloney writes about his characters .
  6. Horse's Arse [2007] by Charlie Owen 4 star. Basically Tom Sharpe for the new millennium.
  7. The Wrong Kind of Blood [2006] by Declan Hughes 4 star. This is a TRILLER. A ripping pace througout that never falters. This is Hughes first book and I have already order his new one from the library.
  8. You Don't Scare Me [2007] by John Farris 4 star. This is the first Farris book I have read and at first when I finished it I wasnt that taken by it. But know a few days later the book is still with me (a rare occurance) and I keep tinking about it.
  9. Such A Pretty Girl [2007] by Laura Wiess 4 star. A somewhat scary book about the aftermath of one girls life followingr the release from prison of the man who raped her, her father. A continous victim of what happened.
  10. Alice In La La Land [2007] by Sophie Lee 3 star. So far so ordinary

Zahlia makes her fist meal

Mummy is very tired at the moment so this morning she put on 'kids shows' and left the kids at about 9:30am while she rested her head. She got up at the stroke of ten and went in to see how they where going only to find that Zahlia decided she would make something to eat for Sinead and herself. Mummy came into the kitchen to find Zahlia standing on her chair pouring hundreds & thousands on some bread while Sinead supervised. Isn't that sweet of Sinead's big sister to make her some fairy bread. Mummy told her what a good job she did but that next time she should put some butter on so that the tiny coloured sugar has something to stick too and wont fall all over the place when you pick them up to eat.

2007-06-04

Books - reading May 2007

  1. 33 Snowfish [2004] by Adam Rapp 5 star. My new funniest book of all time. A great story that is laugh-out-loud snot-running-freely from beginning to end. Written in the form of a blog
  2. Dead Of Summer [2006] by Camilla Way 4 star. A wonderful and highly impressive first novel. Nothing ground breaking in it's plot (which I must say is a relief from a debut novelist. Most first novels I read are from authors trying to get their work noticed above others so they try far too hard to write the most 'original' novel. It flirts between adult and 'young reader' ch
  3. Hurricane Punch [2007] by Tim Dorsey 3 star.
  4. Heart-Shaped Box [2007] by Joe Hill 3 star. Okay I guess

The Snip

I decided to completely (well as completely as I can be) remove the possibility of more children in my life. I am going to have a vasectomy. The snip. I know there are others means but this would appear to be the best option and less intrusive than Sylvia getting her womb ripped out. Not having money, public was the only way to go.
I spoke to my doctor who was somewhat hesitant (me not yet forty and three kids under five). You see the medical industry believe that if you have young children and something untoward happens at an early age that you can replace them with new kids. Obliviously this must have happened before but I can tell you that nothing could replace what I have and I wouldn't even contemplate it. A bit reluctantly he arrange for me to see a specialist to discuss it further and give me time to fully think about it. That was four months ago. On Friday I had my appointment.
I prepared for it. Spoke with Sylvia and had some notes written down. I was ready.
"So young man, you want a vasectomy" the doctor said before I even had a chance to sit down.
"Yes, please, doctor"
He hands me a leaflet.
"Read this, and we will be in contact with you soon"
That was it. The interview lasted no more than 20 seconds.
In conclusion in a few months I hope to be shooting blanks.

2007-05-21

The Big Lebowski - OST

The sountrack to one of the greatest movies of my time, The Big Lebowski.
  1. The Man in Me
  2. Her Eyes Are a Blue Million Miles
  3. My Mood Swings
  4. Ataypura (High Andes)
  5. Traffic Boom
  6. I Got It Bad (And That Ain't Good)
  7. Stamping Ground
  8. Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)
  9. Walking Song
  10. Gluck das Mir Verblieb
  11. Lujon
  12. Hotel California
  13. Techno Pop
  14. Dead Flowers

2007-05-07

The Greatest Indie Anthems Ever

Here it is. The top The Greatest Indie Anthems Ever according to Xfm and NME [both English media outlets]. What constitutes 'Indie' is a hard question to answer. Indie as far as I was aware was a song released by an independent record label. Some of the songs listed below have been issued by major record labels. But that shouldn't distract from a great line-up of songs. Some of which I would place in my own top 50. Oasis at #1, the peppering of Libertines tracks aside this is not a bad list.
  1. Oasis 'Live Forever'
  2. Nirvana 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'
  3. Pulp 'Common People'
  4. The Smiths 'There Is A Light That Goes Out'
  5. The Libertines 'Don't Look Back Into The Sun'
  6. The Libertines 'Time For Heroes'
  7. The Smiths ' How Soon Is Now?'
  8. The Stone Roses 'I Am The Resurrection'
  9. The Strokes 'Last Nite
  10. Arctic Monkeys 'I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor'

  11. The Smiths 'This Charming Man'
  12. The Stone Roses 'She Bangs The Drums'
  13. The Libertines 'Can't Stand Me Now'
  14. Oasis 'Don't Look Back In Anger'
  15. Blur 'Song 2'
  16. Franz Ferdinand 'Take Me Out'
  17. The Stone Roses 'I Wanna Be Adored'
  18. The Verve 'Bitter Sweet Symphony'
  19. Joy Divison 'Love Will Tear Us Apart'
  20. Joy Division 'Transmission'

  21. The Smiths 'Panic'
  22. The Breeders 'Cannonball'
  23. The Gossip 'Standing In The Way Of Control'
  24. Babyshambles 'Fuck Forever'
  25. Oasis 'Supersonic'
  26. Radiohead 'Creep'
  27. Oasis 'Wonderwall'
  28. Pavement 'Cut Your Hair'
  29. Arcade Fire 'Rebellion (Lies)'
  30. Manic Street Preachers 'A Design For Life'

  31. Oasis 'Cigarettes And Alcohol'
  32. The Stone Roses 'Fools Gold'
  33. The Killers 'Mr Brightside'
  34. Radiohead 'Just'
  35. Pixies 'Monkey Gone To Heaven'
  36. Kaiser Chiefs 'I Predict A Riot'
  37. Kasabian 'LSF'
  38. Pixies 'Gigantic'
  39. Oasis 'Champagne Supernova
  40. Klaxons 'Golden Skans'
  41. Blur 'Parklife'

  42. The Cribs 'Hey Scenesters'
  43. Suede 'Animal Nitrate'
  44. The Stone Roses 'Love Spreads'
  45. The La's 'There She Goes'
  46. Dinosaur Junior 'Freak Scene'
  47. The Libertines 'Up The Bracket'
  48. Sonic Youth 'Bull In The Heather'
  49. The Rapture 'House of Jealous Lovers'
  50. My Bloody Valentine 'You Made Me Realise'

Faux Mother's Day

Last years Mother's Day was a bit of a fizzer and so I was determined to make it up to Syliva this year, especially with another kid that call's her mum [well she will]. No money as usual but I did have $US50 in my PayPal and I had a pair of pants from Target that I only wore once so I bought them back for a store credit [yes, it is that bad]. So the girls bought her a few things, miniature perfume, nail polish, chocolates etc.
her hand-print and I got started on breakfast. Come Sunday I get up at about 6 to add the finishing touches. Cards, wrapping paper, crumpets [she likes them], cakes and of course some flowers from the shop. Started wrapping about 7 and just as I was finishing Sinead woke up. This was cool as I needed her [well her hand-print anyway] to finish off the cards. All was going splendidly and Zahlia got up about 9.00. She addedYindi was still asleep, oblivious to the whole panic.
Just as the kettle was boiling Sylvia appears. Bloody hell. I told her to go back to bed but wasn't having any of it. So I made her breakfast the kids gave her their cards and presents and once Yindi woke I added the last hand print. Fun was had by all.

Sylvia decided to ring her mother to wish her a happy Mother's Day . No answer. She then rang Kat, her friend and also a mother.
"Happy Mother's Day, Kat"
"What?"
"Happy Mother's Day"
"That's next week"
"What?"
"Mother's Day is next week"
"Daddy, Mother's Day is not till next week"
"Fuck" said Daddy
"Uck" said Sinead
"Mammy, Daddy and Sinead said fuck" said Zahlia
I don't know how this happened. I just got it into my head that Mother's Day was this Sunday and not the 14th. If Sylvia knew she wasn't letting on. I will have to do it all over again [minus the presents] next wekk.
Happy Mother's Day.

B-Sides are dead long live the B-Side

What has happened to the b-side. What with this new fangled Internet thing and mp3 downloads the fabled b-side appears to have been left in the wake. It is a sad day for music if this does happen. One of the few bands to still do it and do it very well is Radiohead. There are so many to choose from and not just any old crap but songs that could easily have graced any their albums. One such song (and lauded as one of the best if not the best b-side ever) is Talk Show Host [found on the b-side of Street Spirit and also on the soundtrack to Romeo + Juliet]. Listen and hear the depth that is Radiohead.

2007-05-03

Do Not Call Register - For Australian readers [if I have any]

At last the Do Not Call Register is up and running and you can register you number [up to 3] at www.donotcall.gov.au so you get no more of those highly articulate folk ringing and interrupting you as you are about to:
  • Eat dinner
  • Feed baby
  • Watch Big Brother/Simpson or other such quality TV
  • Have a frank and open discussion with the Jehovah Witnesses who have just come to your door
  • Start that novel you have always talked about
  • Call your friend (for the 25th time today). The friend that calls YOU a stalker

By the way give it time the website is slow.

2007-04-30

Books - reading April 2007

  1. Anonymous Lawyer [2007] by Jeremy Blachman 5 star. My new funniest book of all time. A great story that is laugh-out-loud snot-running-freely from beginning to end. Written in the form of a blog
  2. The Floating Island[2007] by Anna Ralph 4 star. A wonderful and highly impressive first novel. Nothing ground breaking in it's plot (which I must say is a relief from a debut novelist. Most first novels I read are from authors trying to get their work noticed above others so they try far too hard to write the most 'original' novel. It flirts between adult and 'young reader' ch
  3. Fat [2007] by Rob Grant 3 star. We have entered the world where it is okay to laugh at and blame fat people for everything. Hooray. Rob Grant [one of the creators of Red Dwarf] gives us his view of what life would be like if being Fat was no longer acceptable. Where government is won on how to best 'help' (or at least take them out of the public eye) people with big bones or glandular problems. As you would expect from the creator of Red Dwarf it is funny a book, but only 1/3 of the it is. The story follows three people. Grenville Roberts [a rather overweight TV chef], Hayleigh Griffin [anorexic] and Jeremy Slank [a PR guy]. The part about Granville is very very funny. Jeremy brings the human touch to the story and what Hayleigh is suppose to add I don't know. She's anorexic. I get it.
    At the end of each chapter Grant offers a little cliff-hanger which will keep you reading. Nice touch.
  4. You Don't Love Me Yet [2007] by Jonathan Letham 3 star. Okay I guess
  5. The Crimes of Billy Fish [2007] by Sarah Hopkins 4 star. Another glorious Australian debut novel. Billy Fish has a list of reasons to be a smack head and crim. This we find out at the beginning and throughout the story [his abusing father, his drunken mum, foster homes etc]. But the main story is Billy's relationship with his sister through their childhood, separation and Billy's time in and out of prison. The description of Billy's life back in drugs is utterly gripping and real. Wonderful stuff.
  6. Killing Johnny Fry [2007] by Walter Mosley. A pornovel. It would appear that Mr Mosley has written a highbrow novel with the sole purpose that it will be made into a prono. No other reason for it.
  7. The Reluctant Fundamentalist [2007] by Mohsin Hamid 4 star. Life for a Muslim in America after 11/9 . It's not great according to Changez [subtle name] who on leaning of the planes crashing into the World Trade cannot help but "smile". The book can be many things as all books can but my take on it is that the narrator finds an identity [for Lahore, Pakistan and being Muslin] in adversary [like America did for itself after 11/9]. The book starts when the narrator 'happens' upon an American sitting in a Lahore cafe. We don't know who the American man is, why he's there or what his 'mission' is. However the way that Changez talks to him at the beginning and end of each chapter takes on the feel of an adult talking to a child. Good and bad in the book. Read it and find out

Song of the Week [2007-04-30] - Here Comes The Rain Again by The Eurythmics

This week's song is another that will take you back to the 80's. A time of leg warmers, acid-washed jeans, shoulder pads [big shoulder pads], poxy hairestyles [who could forget Mike Score from A Flock of Seagulls] and some geniuenly exceptional music. Here Comes the Rain Again was one such song. From The Eurythmics 1983 album Touch [buy] this would be in my top 100 songs of all time. Enjoy

2007-04-25

Skeleton face

I don't normally post images here but this one caught me eye.

2007-04-24

Song of the Week [2007-04-24] - My Humps by Alanis Morissette

Yes the title is correct. Alanis Morissette has done a cover of the Black Eyed Peas homage to their singer Fergie's breasts and ass. My Humps [from the album Monkey Business buy] is a rather horrid song but Alanis makes it listenable and you wonder how she can keep a straight face when signing lyrics like "My lovely lady lumps my lovely lady lumps/In the back and in the front" or "They say I'm really sexy/The boys they wanna sex me/They always standin next to me/Always dancin next to me/Tryna feel my hump hump/Lookin at my lump lump/You can look but you can't touch it /If you touch it I'ma start some drama". Full Lyrics.

Hooray for Alanis.

2007-04-22

What is happening in the world of children.

Sunday. The Lord's [Sylvia's] day of rest. The kids woke in shifts. First Sinead, then Zahlia and the Yindi. I prefer it this way as it gives me time with each of them one on one. I love my kids. They make me very happy. Anyway, Sinead was up first and I put on the Teletubbbies (she loves them) unlike Zahlia who used to just tolerate them. I always thought they where just a crude marketing tool to get the youngest of young hooked on commercialism, but Sinead does actually learn things from them. Sinead is sitting there watching La-La dance in a pink tutu around custard footprints (it's better than school) when I start to make her breakfast. While I was pouring in the cereal I thought I save something funny in the bowl. Didn't think much of it at the time but after she'd finished and I washing up there it was again. It was a picture of Peter Rabbit out walking with the missus and Peter Jnr in the pram. The fact that a Rabbit was walking on his back legs was not what drew me to the picture but the fact that Peter Snr was smoking. Yes smoking. The bowl was Sylvia's hen she was a kid (maybe 35 years old) but still.
What next, rather down bounding down the stairs the camera will pan in to see B2 lying in a pool of his won vomit clutching a VB or Murray Wiggle leaving a house of ill repute at 4 in the morning.

Although I do fully support Peter's decision to smoke, I just hope it was a cigarette and not something else.

2007-04-16

Song of the Week [2007-04-16] - Black Mirror by The Arcade Fire

This week songs comes from one of Canada's finest bands The Arcade Fire who are the current darlings of the indie-rock scene at the moment. I have chosen the song Black Mirror for your listening pleasure, which is the first single from their 2007 album Neon Bible.

2007-04-12

Zahlia's first Do

We took Zahlia for her first real haircut last night at Yoshiko Hair. She was very well behaved and sat there very quietly with head bowed while the lady went about her work. Upon finishing and letting Zahlia see the results in the mirror, Zahlia's face dropped a few feet. She "didn't want curls. I like it flat." I managed to distract her from throwing a major blowout and she soon got over it. I think she looks cute although it does make her look older than her four years.

2007-04-08

Supergirl Sinead

Sinead is seen here with her Easter Bunny ears that Mum designed and Daddy cut out. Go Daddy. This is our first glimpse of her hidden superpowers. That clenched fist and bowing head posture is one that Superman or the more forgettable Supergirl would be proud of. Go Sinead

2007-04-04

Yindi's first meal

Here is a picture of Yindi enjoying her first meal. They (whoever they are) say that you shouldnt feed a child food [other than milk] who is under 6 months. But that 'recommendation' only come out in the last year or so and after we had already feed Zahlia and Sinead before they where 6 months. She enjoyed it. It stayed down. It's all good.

2007-04-03

Song of the day/week/month whenever [2007-04-02] - Dear God by XTC

Dear God. This is XTC's standout release from their career. It was originally issued as the B-side of the single "Grass" from their 1986 album Skylarking. Interest in the song saw the album re-pressed with "Dear God" included and the new version of the LP sold 250,000 copies in the USA.

LYRICS
Dear God,
hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image, see
them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you

Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting
in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
I can't believe in you

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make
mankind after we made you? And the devil too!

Dear God, don't know if you noticed, but... your name is on
a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it, you
should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in

I won't believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you
drown. Those lost at sea and never found, and it's the same the
whole world 'round. The hurt I see helps to compound that
Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in

it's you... Dear God.

2007-03-30

Books - reading March 2007

  1. Exit A [2007] by Anthony Swofford 4 star. From the man who wrote us Jarhead comes this wonderful story of love. A rather soppy ending but the story of Severin Boxx [jock] & Virginia Kindwall [the generals rebellious/idiotic daughter] is still nice and touching and sweet. God did I just write this review.
  2. Love Without Hope [2007] by Rodney Hall 1 star. A rather laborious read with far too much irrelevant descriptions. Again another predictably boring ending that doesn't ring through. Other than that the moaning bitch dies at the end.
  3. The Good Husband of Zebra Drive [2007] by Alexander Mccall Smith 4 star. Number 8 in the 'No.1 Ladies' Detective Agency' series and just as good as the previous. The focus this time is less on the detective work of the traditional built [read: fat] Precious Ramotswe and but on the people who interact her life.
  4. A Curious Intimacy [2006] by Jessica White 2 star. In 1870s Australia, botanist Ingrid braves the outback to collect native plant specimens by horse. When she meets Ellyn, who like her is struggling with grief, they forge a deep bond. A delicate tale, of increasing intimacy that may not find acceptance. From mainstream publisher Penguin. This is the blurb from some site about it. Not too bad but I put it down to read something else and nothing about it compelled me to pick it back up.
  5. Matters of Life and Death [2006] by Bernard MacLaverty 4 star. Short stories. Some good, some okay but none great.
  6. I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell [2006] by Tucker Max 5 star. Funny, horrible, drunken, hilarious, vile, sick, hero, slut. You will laugh and laugh a lot even when you read the things that make you want to throw up. Buy it NOW

2007-03-19

Are you Deaf and Dumb; Dumb only; Blind; Imbecile or Idiot; or Lunatic.

There is a copy online of the Irish Census form that Eamon DeValera filled out on the National Archives of Ireland website. It is altogheter a very boring read until you get to the last question, which is

If Deaf and Dumb; Dumb only; Blind; Imbecile or Idiot; or Lunatic.
(15) Write the respective infirmities opposite the name of the afflicted person.

2007-02-27

Zahlia's first day at Kinder

Here is me at my first day of kinder garden. I love it very much and my teacher Mrs Woolnough is the best in the world.

2007-02-26

The Pox

My little girl (my oldest little girl, Zahlia) has Chickenpox or as she likes to call it Chicken Spots. I don't think it is as bad a dose as people can get (she has about 100 sores) but it still looks bad. She again is great though. She certainly doesn't milk her illness as much as Daddy would. Added to this two days before the spots erupted she had another attack of tonsillitis. I think it's time to get those things out.
So over the weekend Daddy gave her two or three baths a day and covered her sores after each bath with some stuff that is suppose to help the spots from drying out. They appear to be getting better but of course she's not allowed any contact with anyone. She is bored. Really bored. And Daddy doesn't know if he has had Chicken Spots before. It is said that it is much worse for adults to get it. Mammy has had them and Sinead had her vaccine about 4 weeks ago.
I will wait and see what happens over the nest 10-21 days.

2007-02-19

Song of the Week [2007-02-19] - Hard Time Killin' Floor Blues by Skip James

I first heard Skip James from the movie Ghost World. A few years later the name came back into my head and I bought the album Hard Time Killin' Floor Blues that had the track from the movie Devil Got Me A Woman (which is a brilliant song also). But I thought I would leave the title song from the album for you to enough as it gives a more rounded example of the wonder that Skip James. Enjoy and if you like I will post some more of his stuff.
Download it here.